Jeff Gord

Jeff Gord, born May 5th 1946, was founder and principal of the illustrious boy's school House of Gord in Feruz Abad and Col Hetta's alma mater. The school specialized in engineering and human ergonomics. Students of Gord went on to create remarkable machines such as the Babetona Racer, F 150 Swallow Drive, and Dillema Box.

Jefferey D. Gord passed on September 3, 2013 surrounded by his many mistresses and pupils. Cause of death is indeterminate, but the most commonly accepted cause is from complications due to kennel cough.