Cigarettes

Essential, used for currency. For more information as cigarettes as a currency, see Spagistani Currency: Cigarettes

Cigarettes
During downtime, Spagistani troops typically trade cigarettes like trading cards, attempting to find the best quality cigarettes available. One of Spagistan's largest exports and imports is cigarettes. Production of cigarettes on its own is a timely process because Spagistani citizens have yet to fully comprehend automation. Typically slave labor is used in the cigarette industry, which leads to childrens fingers found inside packages of cigarettes. Colonel Spaghetta himself once says "I'm going to ball lash you if you dont give me that package of cigarettes." Spagistani cigarettes are of the highest quality in the world. Sought after so much, Spagistani troops are paid a salary of cigarettes to try to keep there fighting spirit up.

Medical Purposes for Cigarettes
Cigarettes in Spagistan are commonly used for any type of injury. While many children die due to feral dogs, and textile machines, secondhand smoking is the third leading cause of death under the age of 14. As many Spagistani people believe, if you can survive childhood and become an adult, secondhand smoking does not affect your health anymore.

Cigarettes can be used for filling bullet holes, regenerating red blood cell count, treatment for brain damage, including smooth brain damage, debilitating wounds, and any interaction with Garmsar boys.

A Spagi Platoon Medic openly stated "Cigarettes are probably the best invention of Spagistan. Besides the military casualty rate of 78%, cigarettes are probably the only reason we can keep recruiting troops and keep them alive." Because cigarettes are the main currency of Spagistan, many Spagistani Troops refuse to use their cigarettes to treat their wounds. This is one of the main causes of death in the Spagistani Armed Forces.